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I will definitely need to work on my praying skills. Jesus loves me no more :(

you are a man capable to sell Jesus, he who did that, paid

if i stay 1000 years to think at what is in your head, i can't understand

God and satan can't live together

God loves everybody, so I guess he loves Satan too and would like to live with him.
But Satan is an awful roommate I think. Probably leaves the dishes unwashed, likes to burn stuff around the apartment and I guess the apartments smells like sulfur

That is why I prefer to live with Jesus and have have my apartmentsfilled with the smell of incense
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understand this, God is God, not your slave

I know mate

Genies are slaves and they live in those little lamps
God is great and lamp is too small for him + he is not a slave so he lives in the sky and helps us his little sheep. I really did hope God would help me win my last match because my opponent is the worshiper of Satan. Can't understand why God let him win :(

Amen buddy

18 And if the righteous scarcely be saved, where shall the ungodly and the sinner appear? (1 Peter 4:18)

God can give you a different power, not what you believe
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I really did hope God would help me win my last match because my opponent is the worshiper of Satan. Can't understand why God let him win :(

Or it says something about you ...... or your god is a lie.

What shall it be??

Can I truly put an on-topic post in this topic?
OMG!!! :-p

God loves everybody, so I guess he loves Satan too and would like to live with him.


Maybe you should actually read that damn book instead of guessing?!

Here you go, not everyone agrees your god said the same thing, so there are a 'few' different versions of that book. Or read them all, then you can choose who you want to believe .... free interpretation, the best thing about religious people, I mean worst thing ofcourse.

https://www.biblegateway.com/

OMG!!! :-p


Fu****g yeh!

Oh I'm sorry, again hell for me.

seems like you do not love God, which is sad... not to love someone that loves you. It is like not liking a golden retriever and who doesn't like them?

Did God do something to upset you? Or are you simply a worshiper of the fallen one, prince of darkness, the evil one?

Did you just compared Him with a golden retriever? :-p

Preatchers at church...

WOOF!! WOOFWOOF!!!