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Onderwerp: Jokes
Do you know why a Croat gets hard when he is looking at the mirror.
He sees a pussy.
He sees a pussy.
Swiss Jokes
The president from austria say to swisspresident:
Hello, the swiss people often laugh about the austria. We want to laught about the swiss, you must make a bridge about the land.
3 years later, the austriapresident say, we laughted enought. You can delete the bridge, but the swiss president say: No, a lot of austria are fishing o the bridge.
The president from austria say to swisspresident:
Hello, the swiss people often laugh about the austria. We want to laught about the swiss, you must make a bridge about the land.
3 years later, the austriapresident say, we laughted enought. You can delete the bridge, but the swiss president say: No, a lot of austria are fishing o the bridge.
I did:)....it took me about 5-6minutes...but I got it:)
you probably get it because it's not hard to understand when some one writes a bit badly on your language
but hi dosen't know to write wery good on english,and nither do i so it turns out to something quit desturbing :)
but hi dosen't know to write wery good on english,and nither do i so it turns out to something quit desturbing :)
correction of mistakes:
The president from Austria says to swiss president:
Hello, the swiss people often laugh about the austrians. We want to laugh about the swiss too, you must build a bridge across the land.
3 years later, the austrian president says, we laughed enough. You can remove the bridge, but the swiss president says: No, a lot of austrians are fishing on the bridge.
The president from Austria says to swiss president:
Hello, the swiss people often laugh about the austrians. We want to laugh about the swiss too, you must build a bridge across the land.
3 years later, the austrian president says, we laughed enough. You can remove the bridge, but the swiss president says: No, a lot of austrians are fishing on the bridge.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes
by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident"
"OH DEAR GOD NO!!!" George W. Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!!" His
staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the
president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President, devastated, looks
up and asks... "How many is a Brazillion??!"
Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing. After a while grandpa gets thirsty and opens up his cooler for some beer. Little Johnny asks, "Grandpa can I have some beer too?"
"Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked back.
"No"
"Well, than your not big enough"
Granpa then takes out a cigarette and lights up. Little Johnny sees this and asks for a cigarette.
"Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked again.
"No"
"Well, than your not big enough"
Little Johnny gets upset and pulls out some cookies. His grandfather says, "Hey, those cookies look good, can I have some?"
Little Johnny asks, "Can you stick your penis in your asshole?"
Grandpa looks at Johnny and senses his trick so he says, "Well of course I can, I'm big enough."
Little Johnny then says, "Well, then go fuck yourself, these are my cookies"
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by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident"
"OH DEAR GOD NO!!!" George W. Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!!" His
staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the
president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President, devastated, looks
up and asks... "How many is a Brazillion??!"
Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing. After a while grandpa gets thirsty and opens up his cooler for some beer. Little Johnny asks, "Grandpa can I have some beer too?"
"Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked back.
"No"
"Well, than your not big enough"
Granpa then takes out a cigarette and lights up. Little Johnny sees this and asks for a cigarette.
"Can you stick your penis in your asshole?" grandpa asked again.
"No"
"Well, than your not big enough"
Little Johnny gets upset and pulls out some cookies. His grandfather says, "Hey, those cookies look good, can I have some?"
Little Johnny asks, "Can you stick your penis in your asshole?"
Grandpa looks at Johnny and senses his trick so he says, "Well of course I can, I'm big enough."
Little Johnny then says, "Well, then go fuck yourself, these are my cookies"
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Maybe You don't get this one but I still post it here
Bunny gets a new phone.
He waits the first call.
Phone is ringing
Bunny:Yes?
Wolf:Fuck you
Next call
Bunny:Yes?
Wolf:Fuck you
Third call
Bunny:Yes?
Wolf:Fuck you
Bunny gets upsate and goes to Phoneshop and asks advice:
Every time Wolf cals I take the phone and ask ``Yes?`` and then Wolf always says to me
``Fuck you``
Strange says salesman at shop...Well say Hello not Yes
Bunny goes home and phone is ringing
Bunny:Hello
Wolf:Bunny is it you?
Bunny:Yes!?
Wolf:Fuck you
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Bunny gets a new phone.
He waits the first call.
Phone is ringing
Bunny:Yes?
Wolf:Fuck you
Next call
Bunny:Yes?
Wolf:Fuck you
Third call
Bunny:Yes?
Wolf:Fuck you
Bunny gets upsate and goes to Phoneshop and asks advice:
Every time Wolf cals I take the phone and ask ``Yes?`` and then Wolf always says to me
``Fuck you``
Strange says salesman at shop...Well say Hello not Yes
Bunny goes home and phone is ringing
Bunny:Hello
Wolf:Bunny is it you?
Bunny:Yes!?
Wolf:Fuck you
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"It's with russian and chinese guy ;) "
& it's one of the best jokes I have ever heard :)
& it's one of the best jokes I have ever heard :)