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Onderwerp: Jokes
look at the 'most beautiful woman in the world' topic and look under ''England'' ok thnx bye.
xDDDD i was expecting some kind of reaction
i look this topic sometimes but i become "ill" and with no gf near....not tonight but thanks ^^
i look this topic sometimes but i become "ill" and with no gf near....not tonight but thanks ^^
Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they'd never seen before. Each bought one.
The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel he looked across to his friend and said "I wouldn't eat that if I were you."
"Why not?"
"I took one bite and went blind for half a minute."
The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel he looked across to his friend and said "I wouldn't eat that if I were you."
"Why not?"
"I took one bite and went blind for half a minute."
It could be seemed as a racist joke...but funny one :)
I was standing in a park wondering why a frisbee appears larger the closer it gets. And then it hit me.
10 out of every 2 people are dyslexic.
My fantasy is to have sex with Sigmund Freud's father... I mean mother!
I love refried beans. I really want to try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're wasting time.
My fantasy is to have sex with Sigmund Freud's father... I mean mother!
I love refried beans. I really want to try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're wasting time.
That's not funny, dyslexics are teople poo!
Did you hear about the dyslexic chef who was found dead in the oven?
The recipe said to cook the roast.
The recipe said to cook the roast.
ok, they weren't funny, so they had to be deleted :P