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Onderwerp: Jokes
A World renowned Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is
to spend 10 minutes licking his ears.
Personally I think its bollocks!!
to spend 10 minutes licking his ears.
Personally I think its bollocks!!
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well,
One, I like to watch my money grow,
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money,
Three, I like how money feels in my hand and
Lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"
"Well,
One, I like to watch my money grow,
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money,
Three, I like how money feels in my hand and
Lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Reminds me of this one:
What do women need to put behind their ears to attract men?
- Their feet.
What do women need to put behind their ears to attract men?
- Their feet.
dont worry, 2 more wins and 1 or 2 lucky draws and you will be safe from relegation :)
paul and paulie r 2 idiots of the same school:
paul: hey mate, you know about the joke of 'no' and 'me neither'
paulie: no...
paul: me neither... xD.... you got it?¡..
paulie:no...
paul: me neither...
:S
LMFAO...
paul: hey mate, you know about the joke of 'no' and 'me neither'
paulie: no...
paul: me neither... xD.... you got it?¡..
paulie:no...
paul: me neither...
:S
LMFAO...
I've just shot myself in the head reading that
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Daughter:Hey Mom im going to my room with my boyfirend.
Mom:Ok don't do anything stupid !
.*Gf and Bf go into room *.
Daughter screams:Baby Baby Baby oooh!
.*Mom runs into daughters room*.
Mom:What are you doing ?!?!?!?!?!?
Daughter:Mom were having sex. GET OUT !
Mom:Oh Thank God i thought you were listenin to Justin Bieber
Mom:Ok don't do anything stupid !
.*Gf and Bf go into room *.
Daughter screams:Baby Baby Baby oooh!
.*Mom runs into daughters room*.
Mom:What are you doing ?!?!?!?!?!?
Daughter:Mom were having sex. GET OUT !
Mom:Oh Thank God i thought you were listenin to Justin Bieber