Onderwerp: Jokes

Daughter:Hey Mom im going to my room with my boyfirend.

Mom:Ok don't do anything stupid !

.*Gf and Bf go into room *.

Daughter screams:Baby Baby Baby oooh!

.*Mom runs into daughters room*.

Mom:What are you doing ?!?!?!?!?!?

Daughter:Mom were having sex. GET OUT !

Mom:Oh Thank God i thought you were listenin to Justin Bieber

:D
great!

lol

xD... nice

"How depressing, it's so cold and grey," said the wife.

"Well, it is January," I replied... then I noticed the dead elephant lying in our front room.

The next line was:

"Make me a steak woman!" ?

;)

-Why did the Maths teacher commit suicide?

-Because he had a lot of problems!


bad joke, I know :(
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I laughed :)

Santa Claus: "I'm sick of putting on this red suit every year and not getting anything in return!"

Elf: "Now you know how Steven Gerrard feels"
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nice one :D

Watched the Golden Globe Awards, and the final words of Ricky Gervais were quite funny:

Thank you God for making me an atheist :)

ive got one which is a bit racist... i came up with it myself... it might exist but ive never seen it.... anyway, its not offensive, just a fact of physics... i hope i wont get a ban [:

so here it is...


why black people are black?
because even sun refuses to shine on them...

good one :)

I dont get it.

without sun everything 'is' black

the joke implies that even sun doesn't like black people and doesn't want to 'be on them', and that's why they are black