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The worst part of a one night stand in Wales is having to pick the wool off ya d*ck in the morning!
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One guy is sitting in a plane with some friends. The guy bets that he can always say on which position of the earth they are at that moment, if he holds his hand out of the window. His friends agree. After some minutes he says: "we are in the desert". They ask him:"how do you know that?" He says: "my hand is really hot". After some hours he says:"we are on the northpole". They ask him: "How do you know that?" and he says:"my hand is so cold". Again some hours later he says:"we are in poland". They ask him again:"how the hell do you know that?" He answers:"My clock is missing".
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Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
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One guy is sitting in a plane with some friends. The guy bets that he can always say on which position of the earth they are at that moment, if he holds his hand out of the window. His friends agree. After some minutes he says: "we are in the desert". They ask him:"how do you know that?" He says: "my hand is really hot". After some hours he says:"we are on the northpole". They ask him: "How do you know that?" and he says:"my hand is so cold". Again some hours later he says:"we are in poland". They ask him again:"how the hell do you know that?" He answers:"My clock is missing".
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Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
Last one is nice ;-) You like laughing with Poland, do you? ;-)
The worst part of a one night stand in Wales is having to pick the wool off ya d*ck in the morning!
no, wales is full of sheep.
but to be fair i have met a lot of nice welsh girls :)
but to be fair i have met a lot of nice welsh girls :)
rhys, my fellow red! it was indeed a lovely victory at the weekend :)
A blonde is watching the News on TV with her husband when the Newscaster says:
'Two Brazilian men died today in a skydiving accident'
The blonde starts sobbing'Thats horrible! So many men dying that way!'
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing says
'How many is a Brazilian ?'
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'Two Brazilian men died today in a skydiving accident'
The blonde starts sobbing'Thats horrible! So many men dying that way!'
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing says
'How many is a Brazilian ?'
(gewijzigd)
A man reported that his wife was missing. After 2 weeks the Police called and told the man to expect the worst so he went to the local charity shop and bought back all her clothes.