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Onderwerp: Jokes
I dont like jokes where wemen are suposed to be smarter
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Hehe good one ;)
Another:
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up.
The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better.
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins.
"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season.
One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.
When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'.
Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"
The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
Another:
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up.
The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better.
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins.
"I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season.
One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.
When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'.
Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"
The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
lol..Mine now :D:
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."
"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
The young gipsy babe comes 2 the Doctors ofice with her brother for a checkup.
''Doctor can you pls check our Fatima she is not feeling vell''
Doctor beang a men of flash and bones asked the family to go out and than realy ''chacked her up''
The gipsy watchted from the window, and when got back told the Doctor
''I can understand you had to take of here close so yuo sheck here briding''
''I know you had to feel heer breasts to check if she has got the brest cancer''
''But why did you take the sample from vagina we already know she got aids''
''Doctor can you pls check our Fatima she is not feeling vell''
Doctor beang a men of flash and bones asked the family to go out and than realy ''chacked her up''
The gipsy watchted from the window, and when got back told the Doctor
''I can understand you had to take of here close so yuo sheck here briding''
''I know you had to feel heer breasts to check if she has got the brest cancer''
''But why did you take the sample from vagina we already know she got aids''
There is a 2 part of this joke
the the doctor came acros the gipsy on the streat and asked him how he is
''Not good doctor my granfother died''
''Why didnt you bring him to me so i can try and help?''
asked doctor
''No point doctor me an Haris fucked him but he didnt get any better''
the the doctor came acros the gipsy on the streat and asked him how he is
''Not good doctor my granfother died''
''Why didnt you bring him to me so i can try and help?''
asked doctor
''No point doctor me an Haris fucked him but he didnt get any better''
Swimmimg...it's not a sport, it's a way to keep from drowning.
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A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.
"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"
"Three dollars an ounce."
"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"
"Four dollars an ounce."
"How much for lawyer brain?"
"$1,000 an ounce."
"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"
"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"
"Three dollars an ounce."
"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"
"Four dollars an ounce."
"How much for lawyer brain?"
"$1,000 an ounce."
"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"