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Onderwerp: Chuck Norris

2006-03-17 17:03:24
mr_gibbage [del] naar Iedereen
I've only seen Good Guys Wear black, what other films of his are impressive and have the full beard and roundhouse kick combination.

I was disappointed that he only had a dodgy tache in this particular film, yet he had a beard on the cover.
2006-03-17 17:40:30
There are many facts about Chuck Norris that are extremely impressive.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
2006-03-17 19:21:02
I want to know about Chuck Norris films though :(.
2006-03-17 19:55:47
His movies are very impressive.

When Delta Force was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

(Go ahead and complain, French people. This is the US board).
2006-03-17 19:56:43
Does he have the full beard combo?
2006-03-17 19:57:51
His beard is full, and very tricky.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
2006-03-17 22:33:29
By the way, remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

And the Berlin Wall fell because it was concerned that Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick it.
2006-03-17 22:42:58
They wanted to carve chuck norris' face into mount rushmore, but the granite wasnt strong enough for his beard
2006-03-17 23:28:31
These were all pretty cool:

The Delta Force (1986) .... Maj. Scott McCoy

Code of Silence (1985) .... Eddie Cusack

Missing in Action (1984) .... Col. James Braddock

Lone Wolf McQuade (1983) .... J.J. McQuade

Forced Vengeance (1982) .... Josh Randall

Silent Rage (1982) .... Sheriff Dan Stevens

An Eye for an Eye (1981) .... Sean Kane

The Octagon (1980) .... Scott James

A Force of One (1979)
2006-03-18 03:48:09
Excellent!

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
2006-03-18 05:30:54
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. its just too bad he never cries
2006-03-18 19:57:32
....It'd be great if an extensive list of all the Chuck Norris stuff can compiled here.
2006-03-18 19:59:26
Chuck Norris Facts

From an old topic in freestyle England
2006-03-18 20:33:00
NOOOOO. It is more fun to post them randomly here. Sigh. But I have a different site that is pretty good. I'll use that....

The beard of Chuck Norris is made of razor wire, painted with ox blood, and held together by the souls of mortals he has defeated.
2006-03-22 10:16:33
Did you know that Chuck Norris gave cats nine lives so he could kill them more.
2006-03-22 14:30:15
I didn't know that!

Were you aware that Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas?