Onderwerp: Marry, Bang, Kill

OK, a new MBK question. Been rather underwhelmed by the lack of responses to this thread so far...

1) Jennifer Anniston: Friends and a bunch of chick flics

2) Jennifer Lopez: Singing Latin Badonkadonkalicious

3) Jennifer Garner: Alias and Elektra - she can kick my ass any time



My choices:

M: Jennifer Aniston
B: Jennifer Garner
K: Jennifer Lopez - no offense, she could have been bang too, but i prefer garner's body to lopez's.

I think my marry and others' kills will be mixed up, but i've always had a thing for Jennifer Aniston...

Ahhh nice choices and a wide array of Jennerific talents to pick from.

Marry: Jennifer Garner.....oh my she does it for me!

Bang: Jennifer Lopez.........oooo wheee bootilicious with a tropical zing!!!!

Kill: Jennifer Anniston...........I find her annoying and she reminds me of an ex-girlfriend who also deserves the same fate.

So far so good Guac......sorry about the poor response.

This geezer dittos medfest's selections ... for the same reasons.

Scary!

Hey,great minds think alike........still you should be scared:)

Re jennifer garner, some times she looks great, other times she just doesn't do it for me.

You know how after you eat pizza at times your upper lip smells like the oil from the cheese? Sometimes Jennifer Garner looks like she's smelling her upper lip. And her face sometimes looks like she's been beaten. :)

Kill: Jennifer Lopez - She is so stupid, y una pija de mierda.I hate her music too

M: Jennifer Aniston -

B: Jennifer Garner I dont know her but she looks pretty gorgeus in the picture :D

Same as Jalash...... I luv Jennifer Aniston

Marry: Jennifer Garner, which would mean I'm Ben Affleck

Bang: J-Lo...only because someone should...

Kill: Jennifer Aniston, so that Brad Pitt could move on with his life. Then, when Angelina "Let's give foreign babies white people names and white babies foreign names" Jolie dumps him, he'll try to go back with Jennifer, but she'll be dead and then Brad Pitt will have to kill himself...which will make George Clooney so sad that his best friend died, so old George will have to off himself too. With both Brad and George dead, all women everywhere will have to pick someone else to fantasize about.

I guess that's going to be Dr. McDreamy then (hey, there's a trio of chicks for this game...the girls on Grey's Anatomy)

Marry - Jennifer Garner, because you get to bang her all the time then.

Bang - Jennifer Anniston, because she's hot but getting older, so the duration of bang-ability is getting shorter and I wouldn't want to invest too much effort in her.

Kill - Lopez, because I still haven't forgiven her for that awful dress a few years ago.

Bang - Jennifer Anniston, because she's hot but getting older, so the duration of bang-ability is getting shorter and I wouldn't want to invest too much effort in her.

Hey, that's a good point re: JA. She is gonne be old after a while. But the whole "looks like she's smelling cheese" thing with Garner means I don't want her around during a cheese-episode, so bang and gone is still my choice there.

Marry: Anniston (I don't care if she's getting older, Garner seems like too much work. Anniston's already been through the ringer, so she's probably gotten a few emotional wrinkles ironed-out.)

Bang: Garner (Hot, but high annoyance factor)

Kill: Lopez (I have never, and will never be attracted to that fat, talentless, waste of space. Ass like J-Lo? Nasty, I say. Go on an ass-diet.)

Lets bring back one of the initial ones, since i posted it when everyone was idle in the offseason:

Introducing the stars of teen movies:

1) Jennifer Love Hewitt (currently, you can't choose her only from the "Party of Five" years)

2) Sarah Michelle Gellar (Buffy)

3) Shannon Elizabeth (American Pie, Scary Movie)


I pick:

Marry: Buffy. Sarah's jewish too, which is a bonus for me :)

Bang: Shannon Elizabeth. Lesse if those are as fake as they look in american pie, too.

Kill: Jennifer Love Hewitt. That would have been quite different in the party of five years, but now she's turned skanky.

Marry: JLH. I'm a boob guy, and hers are real.

Bang: SE. I'm a boob guy, and hers are fake.

Kill: SMG. I'm a boob guy.

Marry - JLH. She is hot and not skanky.

Bang - SMG. She is hot and skanky.

Kill - SE. Hate the accent and odd looking smile.

JLH is VERY skanky, dude. She was banging carson daily, eh?

How does that make her skanky? Now, if she were banging Axl Rose... skanktastic...