Onderwerp: Jokes

guys get on topic and post some jokes!

Had an "Osama" last night - 2 quick shots and a splash of water ;)

I bet Osama didnt expect his life to end with a 'splash', I'm sure he had something else in mind.

I took a dyslexic bird home last night, and she ended up cooking my sock!

hahaha

Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day
to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife co uld see at once that something was seriously wrong.
'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.
'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?'
'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.
'Yes, I did.' he replied.

'My God, Bill, whathappened? '

'I got fired.'
'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'
'Oh...she got fired too.'

damn xD

nice one :D

Barack Obama, the first black man that has ever had to try and convince the world that he DID actually kill someone!

Osama bin Laden´s death is like a 500 euro bill, everyone has heard of it but noone has seen it.

Teacher:

- Can you tell the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness & peace in to people's lives?

Student:

- Smo-king, Drin-king & Fuc-king!

Osama bin Laden´s death is like a 500 euro bill, everyone has heard of it but noone has seen it.

500 € bills are not that rare, I've seen far less 200 € ones for some reason.
Joke would be better with 1k, 5k or 10k US dollar bills, those are rare.

were not talking about Euros printed in Bosnia in some basement

gtfo noob

Best joke :)

langhe sucks

This is not a joke, this is reality!:P