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Based on the complete lack of support for my amazing non-candidacy in the past, I have determined that once again I shall not run for the NT. I shall be posting my platform ideas hither and yon in the next week or so, until the USA users mistakenly choose someone else other than me not to run the NT.
you have my vote again...but for some reason it didnt count last season :P
mistakenly choose someone else other than you?
not to run the NT?
That means they by error (ie they should choose you) choose else (non-Nanookian) to NOT run the NT... Of course they'll choose a LOT of people to NOT be the NT manager.
Of course, the falacy of logic would be to say that they'd do this by choosing you to be NT manager. However, i'll point out that we could choose (by error or purpose) both you and someone else to NOT be the NT manager, then choose a third person to be nt manager, and still fulfill your platform above.
WHAT KIND OF GAMES YOU PLAYING HERE, NANOOK? GRR MRR. MINDGAMER! I WILL NOW clearly not be voting for you as nt coach.
p.s. he was evil as a child too. that's why i broke his nose. one hit too, BAM and broke babyeeee!
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not to run the NT?
That means they by error (ie they should choose you) choose else (non-Nanookian) to NOT run the NT... Of course they'll choose a LOT of people to NOT be the NT manager.
Of course, the falacy of logic would be to say that they'd do this by choosing you to be NT manager. However, i'll point out that we could choose (by error or purpose) both you and someone else to NOT be the NT manager, then choose a third person to be nt manager, and still fulfill your platform above.
WHAT KIND OF GAMES YOU PLAYING HERE, NANOOK? GRR MRR. MINDGAMER! I WILL NOW clearly not be voting for you as nt coach.
p.s. he was evil as a child too. that's why i broke his nose. one hit too, BAM and broke babyeeee!
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You miss the point. My complete lack of ability demands that the US user community not vote for ME. Anyone who fails to vote for anyone other than me is making a grievous error. No one is as completely devoid of any right to coach the NT as I. I DESERVE ALL NON-VOTES.
No wonder I always was more popular than you. I am clearly inferior.
No wonder I always was more popular than you. I am clearly inferior.
And now, to begin my latest attempt to persuade all of you to not vote for ME (as opposed to not voting for others), here is platform plank #18 (for those keeping score at home, I skipped 17, as a subliminal message that not only am I unqualified but I'm an idiot when it comes to math, too).
18) Can someone tell me why there are all these single shoes and sneakers lying all over the place? You could be driving down the road, and see on the shoulder a converse sitting forlornly in a puddle. You can walk through a subway station, and see some ratty loafer sitting on the side. WHERE DO THESE INDIVIDUAL PIECES OF FOOTWEAR COME FROM? Do people loose their shoe, not notice, and continue walking on their merry way, never noticing that they have just stepped, unprotected, in rat feces????
Inquiring minds want to know, dammit!
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18) Can someone tell me why there are all these single shoes and sneakers lying all over the place? You could be driving down the road, and see on the shoulder a converse sitting forlornly in a puddle. You can walk through a subway station, and see some ratty loafer sitting on the side. WHERE DO THESE INDIVIDUAL PIECES OF FOOTWEAR COME FROM? Do people loose their shoe, not notice, and continue walking on their merry way, never noticing that they have just stepped, unprotected, in rat feces????
Inquiring minds want to know, dammit!
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as a loyal non-supporter, i will not be voting for you again. if people don't vote for someone else, they are absolutely crazy.
it is, once again, a pleasure to support your non-candidacy with my non-vote.
19) My friends, I had not intended to discuss this controversial subject at this particular time. However, I want you to know that I do not shun controversy. On the contrary, I will take a stand on any issue at any time, regardless of how fraught with controversy it might be. You have asked me how I feel about whiskey. All right, here is how I feel about whiskey.
If when you say whiskey you mean the devil's brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster, that defiles innocence, dethrones reason, destroys the home, creates misery and poverty, yea, literally takes the bread from the mouths of little children; if you mean the evil drink that topples the Christian man and woman from the pinnacle of righteous, gracious living into the bottomless pit of degradation, and despair, and shame and helplessness, and hopelessness, then certainly I am against it.
But, if when you say whiskey you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine, the ale that is consumed when good fellows get together, that puts a song in their hearts and laughter on their lips, and the warm glow of contentment in their eyes; if you mean Christmas cheer; if you mean the stimulating drink that puts the spring in the old gentleman's step on a frosty, crispy morning; if you mean the drink which enables a man to magnify his joy, and his happiness, and to forget, if only for a little while, life's great tragedies, and heartaches, and sorrows; if you mean that drink, the sale of which pours into our treasuries untold millions of dollars, which are used to provide tender care for our little crippled children, our blind, our deaf, our dumb, our pitiful aged and infirm; to build highways and hospitals and schools, then certainly I am for it.
This is my stand. I will not retreat from it. I will not compromise.
PS Get thee to a nunnery.
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If when you say whiskey you mean the devil's brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster, that defiles innocence, dethrones reason, destroys the home, creates misery and poverty, yea, literally takes the bread from the mouths of little children; if you mean the evil drink that topples the Christian man and woman from the pinnacle of righteous, gracious living into the bottomless pit of degradation, and despair, and shame and helplessness, and hopelessness, then certainly I am against it.
But, if when you say whiskey you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine, the ale that is consumed when good fellows get together, that puts a song in their hearts and laughter on their lips, and the warm glow of contentment in their eyes; if you mean Christmas cheer; if you mean the stimulating drink that puts the spring in the old gentleman's step on a frosty, crispy morning; if you mean the drink which enables a man to magnify his joy, and his happiness, and to forget, if only for a little while, life's great tragedies, and heartaches, and sorrows; if you mean that drink, the sale of which pours into our treasuries untold millions of dollars, which are used to provide tender care for our little crippled children, our blind, our deaf, our dumb, our pitiful aged and infirm; to build highways and hospitals and schools, then certainly I am for it.
This is my stand. I will not retreat from it. I will not compromise.
PS Get thee to a nunnery.
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that was gay. and i do not mean ghey in a coolish fashion, rather i mean gay.
Come on. The whiskey thing was funny. NO ONE RESPONDED! What gives?
I read the first paragraph.
cliffnotes please.
cliffnotes please.
to insure my non vote, i think you need to send me a bottle of bluelabel. k, thanks.
