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It is ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT that no one vote for me. After Phil's stupefying performance last season, it is clear that I, magnificent to be sure, am not qualified to be coach of my own squad, let alone the NT.
Despite the offensive lack of reaction to post #19 and my complete and utter support of whiskey, the devil's brew, I shall continue to be impressively expansive in my platform in support of my non-candidacy.
#20) I believe that children are the future. Teach them well, and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside! And then give them lots of sweets, cause diabetes and childhood obesity, and kill them off. Good plan, America.
Despite the offensive lack of reaction to post #19 and my complete and utter support of whiskey, the devil's brew, I shall continue to be impressively expansive in my platform in support of my non-candidacy.
#20) I believe that children are the future. Teach them well, and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside! And then give them lots of sweets, cause diabetes and childhood obesity, and kill them off. Good plan, America.
Begin the drumbeat. Signal the infantry. Sound the horn. Let those kilt-wearing crazy bagpipers begin their march. And, most importantly, sound the dinner bell to signal the dogs home from their wanderings in the wilderness to hunt for rabbits. I am on my way to begin my always successful campaign to not be the coach of the NT.
This time, however, I believe that it would be more fruitful if I let the pipples choose the subjects that I shall opine on. I ask that you maintain decorum, and try to be on-point (ie, try to ask questions somehow tangentially related to my unsuitability to be NT coach).
This time, however, I believe that it would be more fruitful if I let the pipples choose the subjects that I shall opine on. I ask that you maintain decorum, and try to be on-point (ie, try to ask questions somehow tangentially related to my unsuitability to be NT coach).
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jonandabby [del]
if not elected, would you 'not-congratute' the new coach?
If you were somehow forced into being the coach would you leave the tactics as they are or go out of your way to try and create an "AWESOME" tactic that we all know would only lead to our demise
I actually came here to bump this thread, but you were faster:)
Sigh. There has been an EXTREME lack of commentary in support of my stupendous non-candidacy. So, I shall endeavor to address two issues - whether I shall bestow non-congratulations on the winner, and another subject of my choice, boogies.
1) Yes, I shall not congratulate the winner of the election. As that person's victory would necessarily mean that I was ALSO successful in not winning, so I shall expect his/her congratulations on my own magnificently triumphant failure to once again win.
2) Boogies are gross. They come in all different colors. WHY do the come in all different colors? Why are the sometimes runny, sometimes thick, and even more bizarre, sometimes even chunky? Why is it so gross to eat them with your finger, yet so necessary to hock them from your nose into your mouth to spit them out? I mean, if you had a really thick one that needed to be ejected from your mouth, why not simply go a'diggin, and then spit it at your target, rather than walk around making stupendous noises, likely getting an ear infection at the same time, for the purpose of accomplishing the same goal?
PS As a reminder from the last time, I like whiskey.
1) Yes, I shall not congratulate the winner of the election. As that person's victory would necessarily mean that I was ALSO successful in not winning, so I shall expect his/her congratulations on my own magnificently triumphant failure to once again win.
2) Boogies are gross. They come in all different colors. WHY do the come in all different colors? Why are the sometimes runny, sometimes thick, and even more bizarre, sometimes even chunky? Why is it so gross to eat them with your finger, yet so necessary to hock them from your nose into your mouth to spit them out? I mean, if you had a really thick one that needed to be ejected from your mouth, why not simply go a'diggin, and then spit it at your target, rather than walk around making stupendous noises, likely getting an ear infection at the same time, for the purpose of accomplishing the same goal?
PS As a reminder from the last time, I like whiskey.
dude you're 42 and talking about boogies on an online game?
i'm telling mom on you.
i'm telling mom on you.
i have a question for you...
Does your nose still hurt from when I busted it for you?
Does your nose still hurt from when I busted it for you?
No. It was fixed. Augmented. Sculpted like a greek mythical hero's, even. Thanks for asking.
The lack of inquiry about my lack of qualifications is lacking excitement. So I shall opine.
I’ve been doing some serious thinking about shoes. Ever notice shoes? Everybody wears them. Just look down. There’s so many different kinds. A lotta shoes sound like what they are. Oxfords, work shoes, loafers. I guess the good thing about loafers is you don’t have to tie them. Space shoes, boots! You know what’s annoying? When that little plastic thing on the end of your shoelaces falls off and gets frayed at the end, and you can’t get ‘em through the holes, and you gotta start licking and spitting and biting to try to drag them through the hole. But it is too hard to find new laces, so you do it anyway. Or you go barefoot, which is kind of difficult if you are hiking through a thicket of brambles with broken glass on the ground, and spikes and whatnot sticking up to impale your a$$.
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I’ve been doing some serious thinking about shoes. Ever notice shoes? Everybody wears them. Just look down. There’s so many different kinds. A lotta shoes sound like what they are. Oxfords, work shoes, loafers. I guess the good thing about loafers is you don’t have to tie them. Space shoes, boots! You know what’s annoying? When that little plastic thing on the end of your shoelaces falls off and gets frayed at the end, and you can’t get ‘em through the holes, and you gotta start licking and spitting and biting to try to drag them through the hole. But it is too hard to find new laces, so you do it anyway. Or you go barefoot, which is kind of difficult if you are hiking through a thicket of brambles with broken glass on the ground, and spikes and whatnot sticking up to impale your a$$.
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Dude how much longer before you release from the funny farm?
"can’t get ‘em through the hole"
sounds like a personal problem. =)
sounds like a personal problem. =)
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jonandabby [del]
Nanook,
Last chance for you to change your mind and enter the NT race.
Last chance for you to change your mind and enter the NT race.
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dennis54
Can't do it for several reasons:
1) I am mostly on from work. For some reason the last few weeks, my corporate firewall is giving me access to the site. I do not expect it to continue, so my time will be more limited.
2) With great power comes great responsibility. I am personally not qualified to wield either.
3) Therefore, yet another platform plank:
When the moon is in the Seventh House and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide the planets and love will steer the stars. You see, this is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius. Harmony and understanding, Sympathy and trust abounding. There shall be no more falsehoods or derisions, or golden living dreams of visions. We shall find mystic crystal revelation and the mind's true liberation! Let the sun shine, Let the sun shine in
1) I am mostly on from work. For some reason the last few weeks, my corporate firewall is giving me access to the site. I do not expect it to continue, so my time will be more limited.
2) With great power comes great responsibility. I am personally not qualified to wield either.
3) Therefore, yet another platform plank:
When the moon is in the Seventh House and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide the planets and love will steer the stars. You see, this is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius. Harmony and understanding, Sympathy and trust abounding. There shall be no more falsehoods or derisions, or golden living dreams of visions. We shall find mystic crystal revelation and the mind's true liberation! Let the sun shine, Let the sun shine in